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Learn how to get out of a car like a celebrity from Jordan Johnson’s alter ego, Gordon Bonson.
How to Get out of a Car Like a Celebrity
Learn the basics of how to be a celebrity from Jordan Johnson’s alter ego, Gordon Bonson.
How To Be A Celebrity
Video Blog Transcript available after the jump.
Pictures Used in the Video Blog:
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s St. Tropez Wedding:
Christina Aguilera promoting her new album at a showcase in London:
Gisele Bundchen at the Coffee Bean Cafe in Hollywood:
Jessica Simpson arriving at and leaving a photoshoot in New York:
Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton go to dinner at Tra Di Noi in Malibu:
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Video Blog Transcript:
I got three news stories for you today. First up, Lindsay Lohan looked especially unusual at the grand opening of Social Hollywood on Tuesday; I’ve got some pictures for you and everything. Second up, Ashlee was offered to pose for Playboy. Who knew? And finally, Jodie Marsh showed up at the UK premiere of “Just My Luck” looking especially classy.
First up, Lindsay Lohan looked pretty unusual at the grand opening of Social Hollywood on Tuesday. So unusual, in fact, that some people might say she was unrecognizable. I’m not sure if she’s vying for the role of the Joker in the upcoming Batman movie, but that’s probably the only kinds of parts that she’s gonna be offered if she continues dressing and looking like that.
Next up, Ashlee Simpson was offered $4 million to pose for Playboy Magazine. Although she seriously considered the offer, her publicist revealed recently that she has decided to turn it down. Which is a good thing because, had she done the spread, I probably would never be able to read Playboy Magazine again.
And for the final news story today, Jodie Marsh showed up at the UK premiere of “Just My Luck” looking especially classy. If I could give her any advice, I’d probably tell her to try to stand out from the crowd a little bit more, and also, maybe to get a breast augmentation because her chest is kinda small.
Pictures of Lindsay Lohan at the grand opening of Social Hollywood on Tuesday:
Pictures of Jodie Marsh at the UK Premiere of “Just My Luck”:
I decided to try something new and update the news today via a video blog. I plan to start doing this every couple days (in addition to normal text updates) since it’s unique and nobody else that I can think of is doing it. I’ll always post a transcript of the video blog updates under the video for those of you that access the site at work/school and can’t listen to the audio. Sorry the updates are so late today, but I didn’t get the idea for this until this morning and I had to make the logos/overlays, which I won’t have to do again. Anyway, here it is:
Video Blog Transcript:
We’ve got three things to talk about today. First of all, Lindsay Lohan and her incesent partying; I’m not sure if that’s still considered news or not. Second off, Naomi Campbell abused yet another one of her employees. And finally, Brooke Hogan finally released the music video for her new single “About Us”.
Alright so first up, Lindsay Lohan and her incesent partying have apparently gotten so out of hand, that even her own entourage can’t handle it anymore. Lindsay apparently hired a guy named Nate Newall, a stylist, to help her out while she was in New York
filming[promoting] “A Prairie Home Companion”, and the guy had to borrow money to fly himself home three days after she hired him. Poor Lindsay.Next up, Naomi Campbell has apparently abused yet another one of her employees. This time the victim’s name is Gaby Gibson. Gaby claims that Naomi struck her when she was trying to find a specific pair of jeans for Naomi and couldn’t find them. She’s suing for punitive damages as well as, obviously, physical damages. Can’t imagine why anybody still works for Naomi Campbell unless they’re all hoping that eventually when she strikes them they can just sue her for a couple million dollars.
And finally, Brooke Hogan premiered the music video for her new single, “About Us” featuring Paul Wall, over the weekend on VH1. Apparently the song deals with how she’s constantly hounded by the paparazzi, both her and Paul Wall. Which would make sense if either of them actually were hounded by the paparazzi, or anybody cared about them.
Let me know what you think of the idea!
