Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen bikini pictures

Posted on March 28th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mary-Kate Olsen

Here are some bikini pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in bikini’s… I personally don’t find anorexic gremlins sexy, but some of you guys have weird ass fetishes, so I’m sure some of you will find this shit attractive.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in bikini’s:

Mary-Kate Olsen must dress in the dark

Posted on March 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mary-Kate Olsen

One of the weird things about emaciated people is that they think they look good in anything. I guess they figure that looking like a human hanger is beneficial in some way to the clothes they’re wearing. Case-in-point, Mary-Kate Olsen in what appears to be a plaid, flannel shirt, tights, and 6-inch heels. Not that I ever considered her to be a maven of fashion, but until seeing this I did at least think she looked at herself in the mirror before going out.

Upgrade or Downgrade - Mary-Kate Olsen’s new hair color?

Posted on March 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mary-Kate Olsen, Upgrade or Downgrade

So what do you think of Mary-Kate Olsen new darker hair color? I’m gonna say upgrade, cause I think it makes her look less like the joker (don’t know what I’m talking about? see here) and more like a human being.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen might be zombies

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mary-Kate Olsen, Olsen Twins

Remeber when Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen looked like they were gonna grow up to be hot? Okay, me neither. But at least I thought they were gonna grow up to look human. Which doesn’t appear to be the case in these pictures. I’m pretty sure the guy in the background is so giddy because, for once, he’s not the scariest looking person at an event.

Mary-Kate Olsen is really, really fug

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Mary-Kate Olsen

Apparently today is attack of the fug, because after Kelly Clarkson’s hideous no makeup pictures earlier today, I came across this scary-ass picture of Mary-Kate Olsen. Who apparently made out with three random guys at a club the other night, although I can’t imagine how drunk you’d have to be to want to kiss that. It would be like kissing Michael Jackson with more less makeup on and blonde hair.