Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson assumes the position

Posted on January 31st, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
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Okay, so actually, Jessica Simpson is just getting into the car with her boyfriend Tony Romo, but it looks like she’s trying to get him to fuck her from behind. Or at least that’s where my mind wanders because it’s Jessica Simpson and she’s hot.

Jessica Simpson is hot even when she’s dumb

Posted on November 7th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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I love when Jessica Simpson acts like a complete moron. I don’t know why, but when hot girls act stupid, it’s sexy. Like in these pictures, when she decided to walk across a grate in stiletto’s when there’s a regular section of sidewalk right next to her. She could have walked on that, sure, but what would have been the fun in that?

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson attempting to walk on a grate in stiletto’s:

Jessica Simpson cleavage

Posted on November 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Jessica Simpson was selling something at Macy’s over the weekend (handbags? shoes? purses? who cares knows?). And she obviously knew that attempting to tease me by showing off her cleavage at the event would guarantee a post on here. Oh Jessica, you’re so intelligent!

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Jessica Simpson daisy dukes

Posted on October 30th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Did you think I was joking yesterday when I said that this site was gonna go back to being a shrine dedicated to Jessica Simpson now that she’s hot again? Well I wasn’t. And to prove my point, here are some new pictures of Jessica Simpson out and about in some daisy dukes.

3 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson:

Jessica Simpson cleavage

Posted on October 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Now that Jessica Simpson is looking sexy again, I just want to let everyone know that this site is basically gonna become a shrine dedicated to her hotness. Just like it used to be. Woo hoo!

View all 20 high quality pictures of Jessica Simpson’s cleavage at the Country Music Awards, after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson is super sexy

Posted on October 25th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Look at my Jessica Simpson, finally looking all sexy again. These pictures are from the Fredricks of Hollywood lingerie fashion show. It’s too bad it took her this long to return to this level of hotness, because I’ve already moved on. Poor thing.

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Jessica Simpson sexy legs

Posted on October 4th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Jessica Simpson decided to take a break from showing off her cleavage, and instead decided to show off her sexy legs instead. And I must say, it’s a welcomed break from the norm.

View all high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson showing off her legs, after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson looking hot again

Posted on October 3rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson showing off her cleavage for the paparazzi. I have no idea why she’s making that stupid face in all of the pictures, but that’s not really the focal point anyway, so who cares?

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson’s cleavage:

Jessica Simpson wears short shorts

Posted on September 21st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Here are some hot pictures of Jessica Simpson wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie “Major Movie Star”. I’m so glad “hot Jessica” is back.

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Jessica Simpson is drunk

Posted on September 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
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Okay, so she’s not actually drunk. But she’s pretending to be drunk in a scene for her new movie, “Major Movie Star”. Which, judging by the pictures, is apparently about a girl that was gonna get married, then tears up her wedding dress and gets drunk. I predict box office gold!

View all 13 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson acting drunk in “Major Movie Star”, after the jump.

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