Pete Wentz gives eyeliner tips

Someone sent me a link to this video that supposedly depicted Pete Wentz talking about eyeliner (or “guyliner” as he calls it) for a minute and a half. So of course, I assumed he was either making fun of himself, or it was a skit from Saturday Night Live, or some other form of parody. But no. It’s for People Magazine. And he’s actually seriously talking about eyeliner for a minute and a half. And that means that they shot even more footage of him talking about eyeliner that they didn’t use. And then emo boys wonder why they get their asses kicked all the time.