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Victoria Beckham really, really wants you to see her tattoo

Posted on August 11th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Victoria Beckham


Obviously Victoria Beckham really wants you to see her tattoo. Because there’s no other explanation for having hair that hideous. Unless you have some kind of cancer. Except that most cancer patients would rather be bald than have hair like that.

As for the tattoo, I have no idea what it says. Probably something like “Allah does not want me to eat food.” Or maybe “Sucky sucky for £5.”

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29 Responses to “Victoria Beckham really, really wants you to see her tattoo”
anonymous says:

cool tatoo dumb hair

Allison says:

Wouldn’t a tattoo back there hurt a lot?

Tim says:

It looks like Hebrew but I’m not sure.

LeXi says:

Can anyone translate for us? lol.

k says:

Yes, it translates into “I am Whore Spice and I love You Long Time Joe”

Ashley says:

Why did she get rid of the extensions? And the black nails are unfortunate.

anthony arena says:

ahhhh…sexy, hot, and dumb…why is it that people think their tattoo’s are so damn important to other people? like the 40 year old guy who wears cut-off t-shirts any time he can cause he got some damn tattoo in Cancun when he was 19…ridiculous!

Tori says:

I kind of like the hair to be honest, all though the front could be cut a little shorter.

Merber says:

That definately looks like Arabic to me. And I dig k’s translation!

Dickie Hateface says:

Hmm… looks like Arabic with maybe a little Hebrew up at the top. Let’s see what we can do here. I’ll just load it up into Photoshop, rotate, sharpen a little… lower the contrast…

uh oh…

“Barcelona Forever!”

Diggydoo says:

It says I am my beloved and my beloved is mine.

jessi says:

she’s got bad skin

Purdey says:

It’s definitly hebrew and it’s a verse of the bible from the books of Salomon song’s : chapter 2 vers 16 : My beloved is mine, andI am his.

Pretty !

Val

Merber says:

Thanks for the translation, people. I think that’s kinda nice after all.

Purdey says:

Actually, yes… In a way, it’s the first time she makes me feel she is a real human.

Posh says:

Well i’ve read here in Spain, that the tattoo goes something like, “I love my husband and he is only mine”, somethin like that… though u never know…

the hair aint that bad though

hope says:

you idiots, its hebrew, and that hair is fierce!

americanbitch says:

Wow, anger issues.

hannah says:

umm, it’s hebrew……..soooo no mention of allah anywhere in there……

hannah says:

(and i understand hope’s anger, she’s even got a little right to freak out over people mixing up hebrew and arabic)

americanbitch says:

get over yourself and settle down. you’re missing the point.

hannah says:

i need to get over myself because i’m pointing out that it’s in another language? “look at that sign, it’s in french, silly french people…” “no, that sign’s in german….” “psh, get over yourself.” what???

and the point is it’s a pretty cool tattoo. so i’m not really “missing” anything at all.

americanbitch says:

The comment was actually directed at hope for calling people idiots just because they didn’t immediately recognize a foreign language.

hannah says:

oh, well then it’s okay….. :P

elan says:

its in hebrew , and its apart from a prayer we pray..

Janic says:

It’s a cute saying, but too long for a tattoo, really… and she has bad acne :(

modroocka74 says:

I think the hair is cool. Fed up with the extentions, they arent original but silly and every made up b**** has them

dumbo says:

dude you should engage your brain before engaging your mouth, i unlike you would research the origin of the script before assuming it is of Arabic origin. As i know its origin which is Hebrew which is the language of the Jewish people whom are semtic people like the Arabs.

Check yo self before you wreck your self dude ! Ignorance is bliss.

Goonsquad says:

Whatever. I’d still put my dong in her ass.

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