Brad Pitt is probably gay

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be growing apart. Although Brad has spoken fondly of being a parent in recent months, he has reportedly signed on to to shoot four movies in a row that will keep him away from his family, starting with Oceans 13 (which has already begun filming in Las Vegas). While away, Brad has kept in touch with Maddox via podcast “because the two are so inseperable”. However, even when Brad does come home to visit, Angelina has complained that he spends his days out meeting friends and doesn’t bother to call while he’s gone. Which brings me to the conclusion that Brad Pitt is probably gay. Because if you were with Angelina Jolie, you’d want to be with her 24/7. In fact, you’d probably stay up all night, every night, just so that you don’t miss a moment of the amazingness that is her. Angelina could become a psycho-killer and you’d just nod and smile when she told you of her sadistic adventures. In fact, the only thing that might make anyone stop wanting to be with Angelina is if she revealed that she’s a man, and even then 99% of guys would have trouble parting ways with her him.

High quality pictures pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at a press conference in Namibia: