Lindsay Lohan is mature

Lindsay Lohan was invited to celebrate her 20th birthday party at Disneyland and California Adventure; the Disney company felt that it would be a good PR move to bring more teenagers into the park, and planned to have the event heavily documented by the media. Of course, when Lindsay and company arrived, it was clear that they probably weren’t sober.

The Cast Members operating the attractions for the small group also noticed a certain smell in the air, but their supervisors insisted that they continue to operate the attractions for the group…

… After midnight, Lohan and her party were escorted over to Disneyland [from California Adventure] as it was clearing of its day visitors. And the Cast Members working those attractions were also concerned about the safety of some of the members of the party, as there was a definite whiff in the air as the increasingly rowdy group visibly stumbled into the loading area of each ride…

… Between the obvious smell, rude behavior and the snotty attitude the entire party displayed, there were very few Lindsay Lohan fans working at Disneyland by the end of that night. At 1:30am, with Disneyland completely deserted, the birthday party was then loaded onto the Sailing Ship Columbia. As the ship cruised around a darkened Rivers of America with Mickey Mouse on board and catered desert being served by costumed pirates, the party took its most alarming turn as some party guests used the darkened ship to engage in very inappropriate behavior for the happiest place on earth.

I don’t know what exactly they were expecting to happen when they invited Lindsay Lohan into the parks. If you bring an untrained monkey into the park, it’s still gonna poo on all the rides. Lindsay Lohan is no different; she’s just doing what she’s used to doing, no matter what the environment. She doesn’t have the common sense to realize that a kiddie theme park isn’t the best place to excercise her more disturbing habits. And, my friends, that’s why comparing Lindsay Lohan to an untrained monkey makes so much sense.

HQ pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend, Harry Morton, visiting her on the set of Georgia Rule (July 19, 2006):