Jessica Alba has hot dolphin sex

Jessica Alba recently revealed that, while filming “Flipper”, the male dolphins kept trying to have sex with her.

“I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long… [penises].”

“I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude.”

“I think I learned my lesson. I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards.”

“Needless to say my closest friends and family did dolphin squeaking noises for the next five years any time they referred to me or called me or talked to me, which was pretty annoying.”

And right now, I’m betting that every guy who reads this article is wishing he was a dolphin. Including Paul Walker. And me. Because then I could swim up to Jessica Alba and rub my man-parts all over her and she couldn’t do anything.