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Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan

Posted on May 19th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Brandon Davis, Celebrity Feuds, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton


So Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis really don’t like Lindsay Lohan, according to this video. It gets good around 1:40, when Brandon begins saying things like “Lohan’s movie bombed because she’s a firecrotch” and “She cums freckles”. He later becomes rhetorical (or at least I think he’s being rhetorical) when he begins asking if you’d “f*ck her” or “f*ck her mom”, and also lets us know that “her dad’s hotter than her”. All the while, Paris is coking out cracking up in the background, proving once again that money can’t buy class.

Normally, I would agree with anything negative said about Lindsay Lohan, because she’s a nasty cracked-out whore. But this is Brand Davis and Paris Hilton we’re talking about, who are basically the only two people who are even more worthless than Lindsay herself.

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16 Responses to “Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan”
Allison says:

That’s horrible!

Tim says:

I thought Brandon Davis talked shit about Paris Hilton a few months ago?

rayray says:

yea i thought so to tim

Megan says:

Has Brandon Davis looked in a mirror lately? Lindsay’s no prize, but she’s still better than him.

Sam says:

Brandon is greasy himbo and Paris is a whore. Lindsay is talentless, but at least she doesn’t have sex tapes and show up in random places all coked up. These two deserve each other.

Lead says:

-aplause- for Sam yes yes yes, I agree… no one’s inocent, and just for the record… I know I’m not beautiful, but Brandon’s face gives me the creeps.

Megan says:

By the way, I just read where even Howard Stern was disgusted by this guy. Seriously, how disgusting do you have to be for Howard Stern to look down on you?

fangirl says:

why are people caring what he thinks? who is he?
God, at least she EARNED her own money. Paris should really try to stop making enemies. So should Lindsay actually.

LaNiRo says:

I know his parents (if they are still alive) are ready to slit their own throats knowing that they created one of the most grotesque (in appearance as well as in thought processes), pointlesss human beings (I can’t even say he’s a man because a real man doesn’t go on a tirade about the personal parts of a woman who he claims he wouldn’t ever sleep with. Since he seems to know so much about her anatomy, he probably did sleep with her, she told him that sex with him was about the equivalent of eating bullshit deepfried in pig piss followed by a rhino-cum chaser, and now, like a typical uncouth jerk, he’s lashing out on her). I really feel sorry for his parents because he is such a fucking disappointment (of course I am assuming that his parents actually tried to raise him to be halfway decent, but then again, like most rich folks, the kids are probably raised by some illegal alien nanny who speaks like 5 words of English and so he never really got the benefit of parents; they were too busy with everything else). If my kids ever turned out to be such useless, ignorant, vapid, unattractive people, I would probably not only disown them, but I would probaly have them assassinated to rid the world of their petty, disgusting lives. What a complete waste.

Lead says:

Wow LaNiRo, is that all rage? lol

Merber says:

I just wanna know what a “firecrotch” is…. anyone anyone?!

Sam says:

Perhaps a “firecrotch” is what you may encounter after sleeping with Brandon Davis???
Yes. That sounds about right.

Merber says:

hahaha. OK, I found out that a firecrotch is someone with red pubes. If that’s the case, then I don’t get how that was supposed to be an insult.
Judging from the rumours regarding Paris’ alleged HERPES perhaps it would be more fitting to call HER the firecrotch…. YOWCH!!!

Alexander says:

How old are these people? All that money and privilege ends up like this? They should both be sterilized IMMEDIATELY before they reproduce!

visitor says:

Should she be driving on that much cocaine?

jahnavi says:

paris hilton is such a slut she had sex in a pordapotty and brandon davis is a perv he says that lindsay lohan cums freckles eww and that her vagina has freckles coming out of it ewwww i hate them so much!!!!!

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